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UFO NO! Drippy Cosmic Goo Shorts

$30.08
  • UFO NO! Drippy Cosmic Goo by BEN's Store 4
  • UFO NO! Drippy Cosmic Goo by BEN's Store 4
  • UFO NO! Drippy Cosmic Goo by BEN's Store 4
UFO NO! Drippy Cosmic Goo by BEN's Store 4 UFO NO! Drippy Cosmic Goo by BEN's Store 4 UFO NO! Drippy Cosmic Goo by BEN's Store 4

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Bold, loud, and oozing attitude—this melty neon text design screams “UFO NO!” in radioactive slime. Perfect for anyone who likes their conspiracies weird and their fonts wet.

Heavyweight yet breathable with a pique textured finish for a clean, structured look. Finished with side pockets, a back pocket, and an internal white drawcord for an adjustable fit - perfect for lounging or on the go. Solids: 100% combed ring spun cotton. Heathers: 90% combed ring spun cotton, 10% polyester.

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